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Deathwish For Christmas

from Deathwish For Christmas by Glazer

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Holiday’s here now
And I’m not leaving the couch
Cause no one‘s coming around
Cause they’re scared of reckless relatives
But what you should be fearful for
Is the one who chooses the chimney
Over the door.
And before you go to sleep tonight
Don’t forget to leave a sterile tray
Of antiseptic wipes

Santa’s gotta death wish
That’s taking aim on all of your kids
He said it’s a conspiracy
By those who think
good presents are gift cards.
He’s taking it all out on us
That for the last 8 months
He had to front the elfman’s comp
So that they could learn to make sourdough
From home

Santa threw his mask out
along with all the toys
He’s bringing ventilators
To all the good little girls and boys
And if you’re bad
and last year coal is all you got.
You’ll be waking up to a stocking stuffed
with a cemetery plot.

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from Deathwish For Christmas, released December 29, 2020

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